Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said......

Hmmmmm i'm not sure what to start off with now, since blogging is now a proposed Olympic event.  I think that we should start a movement to change the word blogging to SPACEROCKING.  Think about it, BLOG....it just sounds so f*#king ridiculous.  But SPACEROCKING, now that sounds freakin' f*#king cool.  So the next time that a chick asks any of you geeks out there who are obsessed with the Spacerocking (just get into it, stop saying blog alright) what they did last night, you can stand with your legs spread amply apart, so that it looks like you have a large p#nis, put your hands on your hips like Superman and stand really f*#king tall with your chest puffed our and say 'I was SPACEROCKING!'  And trust me, she'll be much more impressed then you standing there with your pocket protector sticking out and your back slumped and your finger up your nose and hearing you say 'Um....I was Blogging.'So from now on Spacerocking IN - Blogging OUT.  Blogging is now bogging while jogging and Spacerocking is the action of making an empty space on the internet into something that just f*#king rocks, thus, SPACEROCKING.

So, Spacerockers, how 'bout this picture of a girl wearing a Leia style metal bikini.  I'm just not sure if it works for me and i'm not going to make up a story this time either, I think this picture just needs recognition.  I mean, sure she has a great rack. (is that PC, cause i'm just not f*#king sure anymore; Rack should be fine shouldn't it.  If any lady out there is offended at me saying rack, please send in a picture of your breasts and let us know what you would rather me call them.  That way, I can put the picture of your Rack or Breasts or Aunt Sally's or whatever up and then I can say 'Wow, what a nice   Blank   .  And then I won't offend anyone ever again, of course until I start talking about vagina's, but please....don't get me started on vagina's, 'cause that's a whole world of Politically Incorrect.)  Personally, I'm all for women who think that they can dress up like Leia and prance around trying to impress the boys.  Good on you, but just look at the picture that was just previously posted and you try to tell me that this chick has anything on Carrie Fisher and I will tell you that the Queen wears a G-String when she visits the Pope.  So thank you miss Red Headed, Nice Rack Leia impersonator, but give me the real thing any day of the week.  And no matter what I say about this picture though, it is blatantly clear to me that Captain Hook has the biggest boner he's had since he got it stuck in an Electrolux.  I even bet that Hookie is holding the chain.  Well, there's a fantasy for you boys; Captain Hook, Princess Leia and let's see........um.......maybe Robocop?!  I'd buy that for a dollar!!!!!!!

Nighty night Spacerockers (See, doesn't that just sound so much f*#king better)Captain Mal out