Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said.......

Dear dude selling van,

Hi, my name is Capt Mal; I have other alias', but for legal reasons, I can't reveal them all in this blog (I'm wanted for Chimpanzee wrestling & for stealing a Moose penis, but they are both really f*#ked up stories) anyway, I like your style and I just wanted to put your ad up to show my appreciation for the beautifully crafted work.

I'm not going to crap on anymore with my own hyper-accelerated bullsh!t, except to say that if you don't end up selling your van, then I highly recommend the theft of Moose Penis...um....Penii.....uh.Penises, oh f*#k, I think you get the picture.  anyway, Moose D!cks are used in Mongolia as an aphrodisiac...............or maybe its used for Mongoloid Afro enhancement...................um................yeah!

So Rock on & I like your style

Capt Mal