Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said..........

Hello to each and every one of you out there.  I just wanted to let you know that I see you!

As youk now from the disclaimer notice on the home page of Capt Mal Explains, I like to ride in trains and not just because of my chicken sexer delivery boy job, I am what I like to call a people watcher.

I see you all wandering from here to there, looking at this or that, acting the way you think you need to and wondering whether anyone notices you. Well......Capt Mal does!  Don't worry; I'm not a pervert.........well.......I don't think I am.  I just believe that this world has come so far, yet we have still lost our way a little bit.  Trust in our fellow man or woman i sat an all time low and faith in ourselves is at an all time low, also not one of us has a clue as to whether we were created by a God/Force or whether we just popped up one day - not that I believe that our origin is as important asa lot of people think.  

What Capt Mal does know though is that each and every one of the quozillian lives that walk through this world means something and the circle of life just keeps f*#king going around and around and lives fade because of the way societies have forgotten (or maybe have never truly realised) that we don't need to kill each other to find peace.

I have a poem that i would like to share with you by a Canadian Military Physician, John McRae, 'In Flanders Fields'; the poppy was chosen as the flower of remembrance day due to the poppy's blooming across some of the worst battlefields of Flanders in World War 1, their red colour an appropriate symbol for the bloodshed. 

Yes, once again I am sorry for those of you expecting a joke at the end of this Capt Mal,but today just didn't seem like the day for it.

aaaaahhh f*#k it.......Adolf Hitler walks up to a jewish bartender and says. "Give me a beer you dirty Jew."  The Jewish bartender takes offense to this and say's.  "That's racial discrimination,how would you like it if I insulted you?  In fact let's change places and see how you like it."  So Hitler got behind the bar and the bartender leaves the bar, then comes back in and says.  "Give me a beer you Kraut?"

Then Hitler looks up from the glass that he is so casually cleaning and says. "Sorry, we don't serve dirty Jews here."

Yes, I know that it is a f*#ked up joke but if we can't make some light of f*#ked uphistorical mistakes and ridiculous differences then we may as well just give into the hate.

Good night and I promise to be more disgustingly rude, hopefully funny and sadistic tomorrow.   

CaptainMal out!!!!!!!