Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said.......

I would love to come up with some f*#king wonderful story about this Mofu, but to be honest G.C. is just too f*#king cool to dis.

I personally would rather dis Chuck Norris and we all know that if you dis Chuck Norris, even if he never hears you, he will find out and at some random time in the future you will be round house kicked to the face.

Anyway, speaking of large breasts, how about that Oprah, don't you just hate her.  And the feeling you get when you sit on a tack just makes me want to scream 'holy f*#king sh!t my Christ'.

Yes, i understand that i just went a little random and kind of weird on all of your asses, but so does George Clinton.

That is what is so sweet about the man; he is a random, weird dude, who can sing some sweet sh!t and is inducted into halls of fame and sh!t.

But really, don't you just hate Oprah, I personally think she is the devil and that some time in the future Chuck Norris will have to fight her.

I hope I am still around to see that sh!t go down.

I am now going to go and eat a bag of fairy floss................................not sure why i shared that, but I bet that within 24 hours, you will all have had some f*#king fairy floss.  Good night and remember that Penis Envy is a horrid infliction that needs someone to raise money for and start a charity; perhaps Hugh Grant could run it.