Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said.......

Hi bloggers,

Time for a another poem?

Why the f*#k not I say!!

'There once was a man named Dunk

Who loved to get f*#ken drunk

When he'd go for a pee

he'd go to his bottle tree

And he'd p!ss all over the trunk

And there once was a girl named Regina

who loved to sit in her recliner

she would have a drink

and then start to think

about sticking a bottle in...............with her china'

Hah!  You dirty [email protected]@rds; you thought i was going to say [email protected]!na didn't you.  You dirty, dirty [email protected]@rds!!!!!

And that is why I love each and every one of you!!!!!!

anyway

'So one day Dunk got drunk

and Regina went to a diner

they met in the street

Regina wanted to eat

after Dunk f*#ked her [email protected]!na'

Hah!  Now you all thought that I wasn't going to say [email protected]!na and I did.

Yeah, that is cool!!!

Well, I would say more about this picture but really, it is just a f*#king tree with bottles on it.