Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said.........

I have decided everyone to attempt to just write lyrics for this poignant picture of the Chuck.

It must be sung by whoever reads it in a country and western style; even slap your leg if you want!

"This is a song about a man.......

This is a song about the man......

He is a man most men will follow..

And all his women love to swallow....

This is a man named Chuck Norris......

The woman behind him is Dolores.....

And the woman speaking in his ear....

Well she loves to take it in the rear.....

She wouldn't do it for no other........

But Chuck Norris is her lover.......

And even I have to admire......oh yeah

Chuck's Aura bathed in fire......

This man is tougher then the rest.....

That's why God is no longer best.....

But don't think this is blasphemy....oh no

Cause with this song God's helping me........

Chuck will one day save our world......

That's why he gets the girls......

So bad guys don't you ever try.....

To look Chuck Norris in the eye......

Cause he'll roundhouse kick you in the head.....

boy oh boy you will wind up dead......

And then he'll eat your heart and liver

And send your body burning down the river.....

So let's rejoice in all of the wonders......

Of Chuck Norris' and all of his thunder.....

Some say he is not even a mortal......

And one day he'll go back through his portal.....

But I say Chuck, he is a man.....

I say Chuck is a real man.....

And he's a legend don't you know.......oh yeah

Oh Chuck Norris, please, please never ever go......"

We love you Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!