Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said.........

The all new Sphincty Flush from Enema labs was been handed out to five lucky people to test the Sphincty Flush in the home environment.  The instructions were handed out also, but some of the users decided to use it for other purposes.  The lady pictured decided that the Sphincty Flush would be a great way to put out a fire and she was correct.  Another lady shot it down her husbands throat while he was sleeping and then dumped him in the bathtub.  Two other very friendly ladies got together and decided that their @ssholes weren't exactly the way they wanted to test the Sphincty Flush (well....not the only way) and the last woman took it into her shower stuck it up her @ss and fired.  The result was messy but it worked beautifully.  Enema labs were confused then by their findings and weren't certain as to the best way to market this versatile product.  In the end it was decided that it would be sold as a fire extinguisher, mostly because after their tests, one mad was dead, two women refuse to leave the bedroom and the woman whom used it for its supposed use is in hospital from smoke inhalation since she left the oven on and her house was on fire while she was giving herself an Enema because she inserted it so far up her @ss that she passed out from Penis Envy.

Enema Labs released this statement this morning.

'Enema Labs wishes to present the Flusher, a fire extinguisher that has only one purpose, to put out fires.  It has no other uses and we are not held liable for any medical repercussions, however, if you do happen to stick the Flusher into ANY orifice, you may well become addicted.  So please purchase a Flusher today and remember that fighting fires is a serious business and we do not encourage you to do so alone.  Use the Flusher on small fires and cats having s#x outside your window, however since the Flusher was invented by women, we do also endorse the use of the Flusher for killing your lying cheating [email protected] of a husband.  Enema Labs!  Making the world a better place!