Captain Mal Explains

And Mal Said.....................

Apparently a remake of an old black and white show about a talking horse might be done and this is the opening song; let me know what you think everyone.  Oh and you need to actually do the voice while you sing it and speak where it says spoken word in a horse voice.

“Hello, I’m Mr Ruck……   (spoken word)

Now you know I’m a horse, of course of course,

And you know I like to rhyme with whores,

But did you know I have dick sores

‘Cause I am Mr Ruck

So I get my sauce and you know I’m a horse

And I spray it up a cute girl of course

So bend over and you’ll feel remorse

From the pain your ass just won’t endorse

Oh sh!t! It’s a dude’s ass I’m trying to force

Oh well who cares I’m just a dumb horse

Next time be careful acting like a main course

I am Mr Ruck

Oh by the way my name rhymes with F*#K

And yes I can talk to Wilbur the schmuk

If you don’t believe that this can be so

Just listen to this….

“Wilbur; stop clenching……..”                 -(spoken word)

“Oh Mr Ruck, you said you had a f*#king stone in your shoe.” -(spoken word)

“My Bad….. -(spoken word) 

I AM MR RUCK!!!!!!!!