Captain Mal Explains

And Mal Said.....................

Hi bloggers, actually I hate calling you all bloggers since it sounds like I am accusing you all of just blogging all of the time.  You probably have sex as much as you can so maybe I should call you all f*#kers, but that seems ambiguous in relation to really knowing you.  Perhaps I should go for something a little bit more generalized like perverts.  I personally find that being a pervert is not a bad thing.  I feel that in today’s society it should be relished that people can appreciate the form of the opposite sex (or same sex) no matter how tall, short, thin, fat, hairy, waxed, enhanced, saucy or benign you are.  This brings me, you bunch of perverts (now remember, that’s a good thing), to our focus point for this short but hopefully amusing or interesting tale.

Now Dr Barbour has a fancy Arbour

That he sneaks out to everyday

With a lovely missus who ain’t his Mrs.

And then they begin to play

Deirdre the Nurse starts to converse

In a manner quite contrary

In Dr Barbour’s fancy Arbour

She strips although wary

Now Mrs Barbour is watching close

From a hideout behind a tree

With a camera and a lawyers card

She’ll take him for a sweet 50

Dr Barbour is a horny chap

And never seems content

He’ll have his way with Deirdre Bray

And then off to church to repent

On the morrow the Dr. arrives

In his rooms to work a plenty

And on his door is written ‘Whore’

And he sat down oh so gently

He knew his wife had seen his strife

In his Arbor by the Moor

Cause on the wall he saw it all

And he started to feel poor

Nurse Deirdre Bray as clear as day

Stripping down to knicks

Charted for a keen eye

His wife had got her kicks

Luckily the chart was bare

Of photos of his d!ck

For he only had one nut

From an accident with his Shick

Finally this tale ends

With the Dr. in his room

Masturbating to the eye chart

For now his life was sexless gloom

The lesson that we learn here

Is to be faithful and content

But if you wish to wander

A private room you should rent

Good Night Perverts

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