Captain Mal Explains

And Mal Said.....................

Fellow Bloggers, back in 1812 the United States formed their own national personification, ‘Uncle Sam’, now I think that it is time for you all to join together and give this country a new lease on unification, if you so wish, you may use Capt Mal as the raw base for your persona. ‘CM’ could very simply and rightfully stand for ‘Crap Munchers’.  The people of Australia are the worlds most highly educated nation of homo-sapiens on the matter of Crap.  We thrive on knowing the names of all Bond movies off by heart, we relish the chance to quote a line from Forrest Gump in a social setting and to do that voice that borders upon insulting the slow of mind, we love to punch the person next to us at a football match and then wake up in the gutter the next morning with our arms around them with puke all over ourselves, we love to criticize our politicians and then vote in a new one to piss the old one off only to criticize whatever the new one says, sarcasm is a language in Australia and the rest of the world don’t understand us, WHY?! Because we Munch Crap, we learn absolutely useless crap and it makes us happy!!!  Don’t get me wrong, we know some useful sh!t too, but your friends won’t remember you for being a smarty bum know it all.  At your funeral your friends will cherish the memories of the time you burped the theme song to the ATeam.  So bloggers, enhance your lives and help me to enhance your lives, send in some pictures; pictures that can’t be explained, pictures that just f*#kin’ shouldn’t be explained and lets bring this nation together.  Tomorrow I want you all to get up and Crap Munch, tell people you are a Crap Muncher and that you are proud of it.  Then perhaps this picture of Uncle Sam could be changed to Eric Bana cause that MotherF*#ker is the Hulk for God sake .

And thank you, you bunch of ‘Crap Munchers’

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