Captain Mal Explains

And Mal Said.....................

Ali, Poonani Spoonani and Jiver all live in Dhaka, Bangladesh!  They are the West Street Monkey gang.  They take no s*#t and they fling heaps of it. They are known for many atrocities, yet the most severe is doggy sodomizing.  One day, Ali and Jiver took their crazed Cousin Poonani Spoonani out on the town to find some doggy action.  They raided manyfruit stands and ate many dates, they sodomized many dogs and some puppy’sand had a marvelous day.  But, what the mischievous monkeys were unawareof, was that Pringle, the Doggy Vet was on their case.  Pringle had discovered many cases of dog sodomy and was disgusted, actually I would go as far as to say that when he heard of the incidents he put his penis in a bowl of custard and proclaimed proudly and loudly “I AM F*#KING DISCUSTARD” (sorry, that was just a joke, I don’t think Pringle did that; maybe he did??!!)  Pringle then got his bag of rope and monkey tranquilizers and headed out on the town himself to bag himself some naughty little monkey’s.  It took him all night to track the West Street Monkey gang down, but he did it and made his move stealthily and with amasterful knowledge of Monkey stalking.  Firstly, Pringle found a paleblue bike to sneak up on the Monkey’s.  He rode really fast and jumped off of the bike and grabbed one of the two Monkey’s from behind(yes, you caught it, I said two not three).  Jiver screamed and Pringle quickly tied his hands together and then started to stuff Ali into hisbag.  Pringle felt the success flow through him.  He was not a Vet toF*#k with; he was a bad ass MoFu.  Suddenly, everything went black and Pringle passed out.

For all of  you who have seen the picture,you already know that Poonani Spoonani whacked poor Pringle on the head with a big stick, however, Pringle knows nothing of what happened.  All he knows is that he woke up three hours later tied up with his pants pulled down and his ass felt a little uncomfortable.  Dr Pringle was never the same man everagain.  As for the West Street Monkey gang, they continued to sodomize dogs on the streets of Dhaka for a long time and then one day….without any warning an uprising of dogs turned on the monkey’s and proceeded to eat them; but not before a little bit of sodomy.

It’s a cruel and interesting world we live in, but just remember that if you f*#k with mother nature and fate, then you are probably going to get f*#ked back.  Sometimes it is just wiser to let the monkeys f*#k the dogs and then perhaps one day the dogs will eat and f*#k them.  The circle of life is a beautiful thing, so just sit back and watch it unfold, otherwise you might get f*#ed by a bunch of naughty little monkeys.

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