Captain Mal Explains

And Mal Said.....................

This is definitely very fuc#@ked up

I think my only response to that would be: 'yes after I bent over and I was

penetrated, I stood up turned around, grabbed the person's dick and ripped

it off of him.  I then proceeded to beat him to death with it!  It was only

a few seconds after that that I realized that I was in a doctors office and

I fell asleep for a second before my rectal exam.  And the thing that I

grabbed off of the doctor was a digital thermometer.  I suppose I got a

shock and forgot where I was for a second.  The doctor understood my point

of view but felt much better about the situation after he punched me in the

nose.  All in all, it was a fair outcome, however I suppose that my answer

would have to be no, technically, since I was not actually f#@ked up the ass

by a penis.  However I did get a nose bleed and my ass was sore for a few

hours since the doctor insisted on the rectal exam after tying me to the

exam couch.'

I suppose though that I probably would have run out of toilet wall somewhere

after the first rectal exam.

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