Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said..............

This trio of complicated beasts story transcendstime.  It is a story of true love and betrayal.

You see: Ike loved Zeke, but Zeke lovedHayley & Hayley loved Ike.  But then Zeke got aids and then Ike lovedHayley.  Ike and Hayley lived happily until Zeke’s doctors realized thathe did not have aids, just a cold, and then Hayley loved Zeke and Ike lovedZeke and Zeke loved himself.  Zeke still had sex with Ike and with Hayleyand then with Ike and Hayley at the same time, but nothing compared with himhaving sex with himself.  Zeke was the alpha animal and he loved it.

Then one day Mortan the Cow came along andsat on Zeke.  Zeke died after being sucked up into Mortan’s ass andliving inside his body for two days.  Ike and Hayley fell back in love andhad a three way with Mortan because they thought it would remind them of how itwas with Zeke.

The pain subsided over time but Zeke’smemory lived on, especially because for such a small animal, he had a 12 inchpenis.

F#@k knows how that works.  Anyway itjust goes to show you that love is all around and I guess the moral of thestory is : that if you are in love with a Chick who has a 12” penis thenmaybe you should rethink your situation and consider the pig because at the endof the day the Chick you love is probably too good to be true or will getanally ingested by a large bovine.

Trust me, it happens more then you realize!

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