Captain Mal Explains

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The all new Sphincty Flush from Enema labs was been handed out to five lucky people to test the Sphincty Flush in the home environment.  The instructions were handed out also, but some of the users decided to use it for other purposes.  The lady pictured dec...

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Harry Crankster is a rational man!  He humours those around him who do things that annoy him.  If someone cuts him off then he simply rationalises that perhaps that person is in more of a hurry then he is and forgets about it.  If he sees a mother smoking while taking her baby for a walk or...

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Josephine and Clarence fell in love!

They had a love that would out last any other!

Their love was unbreakable, immortal and beautiful!

Josephine and Clarence were also cousins!!

After Josephine's Father and his brother, Clarence's Father decided that their children would be wed...

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nine months later and wellinto their prime Rusty Hymen and Vidia Von Scrum had a litter of healthy baby Cogs or maybe Dats or Pussy Pups; yeah, Pussy Pups.  So when the Pussy Pups were discovered by the news, cat and dog offspring, they were reported asbeing a freak of nature and it was deci...

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And now ladies and gentlemen, come one come all to the first of many, the story of good vs evil, the story of a boy who looks to the stars and wishes upon them to be more then he is, a story so mind bogglingly adventure filled that you will have to hold on to your hats as you read, an adventure so fat...

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In the beginning………..there was the Vampire revolution.  It was the bloodiest time in all of human history and was led by the meanest, cruelest Vampire of all.

Kount von Kount aka The Kount.  Although he looked like a Muppet, he was a mean b!tch of a killer.  He was tougher then Dracula, Blade...

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Apparently a remake of an old black and white show about a talking horse might be done and this is the opening song; let me know what you think everyone.  Oh and you need to actually do the voice while you sing it and speak where it says spoken word in a horse voice.

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Hi bloggers, actually I hate calling you all bloggers since it sounds like I am accusing you all of just blogging all of the time.  You probably have sex as much as you can so maybe I should call you all f*#kers, but that seems ambiguous in relation to really knowing you.  Perhaps ...