Captain Mal Explains

And Mal said.........

"I remember the day when i first thought up the character, Ballsout Starcrapper........ I still remember that Princess Leia bust that i won in the Captain Mal competition........ I also remember nailing it to the roof above my bed.

I'm an old man now though; I can barely remember the last time I wrote a story like those, ...

And Mal Said.........

A long time ago, but not longer then the last story, but still a while ago; and when i say a long time, i'm not really talking about years or centuries as is possibly implied by the opening of Star Wars, but i mean like maybe two months ago or maybe three months is closer to something that constitutes as a long t...

And Mal said......

And now ladies and gentlemen, come one come all to the first of many, the story of good vs evil, the story of a boy who looks to the stars and wishes upon them to be more then he is, a story so mind bogglingly adventure filled that you will have to hold on to your hats as you read, an adventure so fat...

And Mal Said.....................

Quite a while ago, not terribly far away…………..NUT WARS!

Ballsout Starcrapper was the toughest, most valiant Clone Trooper in the entire Republic, plus he has an IQ of about 45.

This never waned his resolve though; Ballsout was always prep...